Oh, hey!

Reblog if you are a wizard or a witch

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:04:18 -0400

i-am-whale:

my-invisible-angel:

nicalletteswigart:

1.4 million wizards on Tumblr!

1.4 MILLION WIZARDS ON TUMBLR

ALMOST 2

2 Million!

2.7 Million

Almost 3 Million!!!!

4 MILLION!!!!

LET’S GET THIS TO 5 MILLION!!

Let’s get 5 million!!!

Instant reblog

I REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT’S ON MY DASH.

WE NEED 7 MILLION

THE NOTES. OH GOD

just about every person on tumblr.

THIRTEEN MILLION GUYS!!!

14 FUCKING MILLION

This right here is the fandom that rules them all

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:04:09 -0400

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

graceebooks: men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:42:20 -0400

graceebooks:

men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy

what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need

coma-california: visualvixen: Rosie in Gucci that dress omg

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:38:21 -0400

coma-california:

visualvixen:

Rosie in Gucci

that dress omg

mishasminions: RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:14:22 -0400

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

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Wed, 08 May 2013 12:11:34 -0400

parscilla: instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:09:39 -0400

parscilla:

instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life

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Mon, 06 May 2013 23:31:54 -0400

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Mon, 06 May 2013 16:04:14 -0400

homo-online: HOMO MAGAZINE: FOLLOW US...

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:49:25 -0400

homo-online:

HOMO MAGAZINE: FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER

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Mon, 06 May 2013 15:45:46 -0400

cardenio: lambocalypse: lightspeedsound: manybodies: lightspe...

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:27:36 -0400

cardenio:

lambocalypse:

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also:

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”

OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT

all of the above ^^

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:17:47 -0400

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:31:34 -0400

letsaddfuel2thefire: He gets it. He really gets it! Grumpy cat...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:09:36 -0400

letsaddfuel2thefire:

He gets it. He really gets it!
Grumpy cat and I have so much in common

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:07:33 -0400

theclearlydope: WORTH SEEING: News anchor loses it after an...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:02:59 -0400

theclearlydope:

WORTH SEEING: News anchor loses it after an interview with Ryan Lochte. Great to see anchors be human for a moment.

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:34:53 -0400

pahnem: kitchikishangout: MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:27:15 -0400

pahnem:

kitchikishangout:

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

i’ve been laughing at this response for 20 minutes